The CRAZY HAPPY Club
Year-round pest protection in one simple monthly plan. No contracts. Unlimited re-services.
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Joining the CRAZY HAPPY Club means your home stays protected year round with proactive treatments that stop pests before they start. Every visit includes full interior and exterior coverage, web and nest removal, and free follow ups whenever needed.
It’s hassle-free pest control. No contracts, no cancellation fees, unlimited re-services, all backed by the 100% CRAZY HAPPY Guarantee.
No contract · Cancel anytime · Unlimited re-services
- Budget-friendly monthly subscription
- Full exterior treatment for 50+ common pests
- Interior service when needed
- Removal of wasp nests and spider webs
- 30-day follow up after your first visit
- Routine maintenance visits to keep pests away
- Free re-services if bugs return
- No contracts, no cancellation fees
What’s Included Every Visit
Year-Round Coverage
Protection that continues every season, not just when pests show up.
50+ Common Pests
Ants, spiders, roaches, wasps, rodents, and more, covered in one plan.
Free Re-Services
If bugs return between visits, so do we. No charge, ever.
No Contract, Ever
Cancel anytime. No cancellation fees, no fine print.
Nest & Web Removal
Wasp nests and spider webs cleared from the exterior every visit.
Interior When Needed
Interior treatment included any visit you need it, not an upsell.
How the Club Works
Initial Treatment
Your first visit is a complete interior and exterior service. Inside we treat baseboards, entry points, and hard to reach crevices for spiders, ants, and 50+ other common pests. Outside we treat the foundation, windows, doors, patios, and eaves, and remove wasp nests and spider webs.
Follow Up
About a month later we return to make sure pests stay under control. This visit targets lingering activity and uses a different product for resistant pests. Interior service is included if needed, most homes don’t need it on the follow up.
Quarterly Maintenance
Every quarter after that, we refresh the exterior barrier and handle seasonal pressure before it gets inside. Interior on request. This is what keeps your home protected year round.
One Plan, Every Common Pest
The Club covers the pests KC homes actually deal with. Hover or tap any pest below for the details.
Carpenter ants and other common ant species are part of the Club’s standard exterior coverage.
See ant control →Routine exterior treatments keep roach pressure from building up around the home.
See roach control →Web removal every visit plus targeted treatment keeps brown recluse and other spiders from taking hold.
See spider control →Exterior barrier treatments target entry points before mice and rodents get inside.
See rodent control →Yard barrier treatment during mosquito season is part of the Club’s exterior coverage.
See mosquito control →Termites carry their own guarantee through the Carpenter Club, layered on top of your CRAZY HAPPY membership.
See termite control →The Club Family
Ready to be CRAZY HAPPY? Join in minutes.
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How much is the CRAZY HAPPY Club?
As low as $39 a month, no contract, cancel anytime.
Is there a contract?
No. No contract, no cancellation fees, cancel anytime.
What if bugs come back between visits?
We come back at no charge. That’s the 100% CRAZY HAPPY Guarantee.
What pests does the Club cover?
50+ common pests: ants, spiders, roaches, wasps, rodents, and more. Specialty issues like bed bugs and termites have their own guarantee clubs.
How soon is my first visit?
Call (816) 307-2712 and we’ll get you on the route as quickly as we can.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes, no cancellation fees, ever.
What products do you use?
EPA registered products applied by trained Bug Assassins, designed for homes with kids and pets when the protocol is followed.
(816) 307-2712
Treatments are EPA registered and applied by trained Bug Assassins using professional grade methods. Application is designed for homes with kids and pets when the protocol is followed. Reentry times and usage instructions are reviewed at every appointment.
The Club covers the whole KC metro
One plan, one guarantee, across every nearby town. Whether you’re in Kansas City or out toward Lee’s Summit and Olathe, the CRAZY HAPPY Club runs the same route with the same crews.
“Chris did such a great job explaining everything and was so knowledgeable and kind. He was very helpful with all my questions too!”
“Andy came out and did amazing job! He was very professional and friendly. His customer service was top notch.”
“I called requesting service for brown recluse spiders in my house, and Andy came out within 24 hours.”
No Bugs. No Contracts. Just CRAZY HAPPY Customers.
100% Backed By Our CRAZY HAPPY Guarantee
BugBros has earned 2,800+ Google reviews because we stand behind our work completely. If pests come back between scheduled visits, we come back too, at no extra charge. Still not satisfied after a return visit? We refund 100% of your service fee. No exceptions, no fine print.
Every treatment uses EPA registered products applied by trained Bug Assassins, designed for homes with kids and pets when the protocol is followed. We treat your home the way we’d treat our own.
